If your job is "Solution Specialist" and you're the manager of a department which is about to offer a training in some gee-whiz neat-o new stuff a particular upcoming release includes, I have a few tips for you.

x-posted to da brog.

On the other hand, if you happen to be a old-timer, or perhaps a one of my real-life friends or family (Hi Mum!) - assuming any of them still check here - then this might be of interest to you.