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By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 09:07:53 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, language, English motherfucker; Do you speak it?, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

Cow-Orkers XVII: Dr. Seuss

People often ask me, "REC? Why do you drink so much? Are you trying to become an alcoholic?"

Become? Hah! Walk a mile in my moccasins, muthafuckers. Or just sit in this room and listen.

I aten't dead yet!
Drinking poll included
x-posted to da brog.

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Poll

Smiling Charlie presents you with a proposition. He will grant you 3 fresh steeds if you perform a trick for him of the most base quality. Will you take his deal?

-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	20%

Votes: 49	\|	Comments: 1
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